ABOUT ME:

MYSPACE ADDRESS: www.myspace.com/silasradio

THE BEST THING ABOUT LIVING IN THE UPSTATE:  The weather.

BIGGEST TURN-OFF:  Chase Murphy

MOVIE THAT MADE ME CRY:  I’m too tough to cry, but if I was going to turn all wimpy I’d probably cry at something stupid like Finding Nemo, and then I’d say something ridiculous like, “ I seriously didn’t think they were going to find that little guy.” I’m glad they did though, not that I cared, I’m too tough.

MY HEROS:  Buzzy

SONG I LIKE, BUT HATE TO ADMIT:  Anything by The Wiggles. Those guys have a soft-spot in my heart.

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT:  I’m too tough to get embarrassed, but if I were going to start caring about what everyone else thought, I would probably start somewhere around the fourth grade when that girl Nikki tackled me during that recess football game. Not that that happened, but if it had and if I cared about what a bunch of stupid fourth graders thought, then that might be kind of embarrassing.

FIRST THING I’D BUY IF I WON A MILLION DOLLARS:  My parents’ house, just so I could implement an eight o’clock bedtime and tell them as long as they lived in my house they would abide by my rules. That would be awesome.

WHAT’S UNDER MY BED:  Shoes and about a thousand copies of  Blender.

IF I HAD A REALITY SHOW, IT WOULD BE CALLED:  “This Dude’s Life is Boring”

MY THEME SONG:  DaveMatthewsBand: You Never Know

WHAT ACTOR/ACTRESS WOULD PLAY ME IN A MOVIE ABOUT MY LIFE:  Some unknown, untalented hack, I’m sure.

 MY FAVORITES:

PLACE TO VISIT IN THE CAROLINAS:  You must go to Falls Park and walk Liberty Bridge.

HANG-OUT SPOT:  Pebble Creek Pizza

CANDY BAR:  Nutrageous

CONCERT:  Coldplay

MIDNIGHT SNACK:  Ben and Jerry’s: One Sweet Whirl

SOFT DRINK:  Barq’s Root Beer

INTERNET SITE:  www.brain-terminal.com

FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM:  See Midnight Snack

PLACE TO GET SOME SUN:  Fernandina Beach

HOW I GOT INTO RADIO:   

Well, I could tell you the real story about how I was down and out, sifting through dumpsters for dinner and begging for a place to shower and sleep, but who cares? I could also tell you about how I was orphaned at the age of three and had to fend for myself. How I became a renowned street fighter by the age of five, and how by  the age of six all of the hot looking ladies loved me and were so into me that they  introduced me to their moms even though it was only the first date, but again, who cares?

            I could go on to inform you how at the age of eight I was dubbed “Smartest Dude in the whole freaking Universe” by some really smart dude that was too smart for you to know his name so I won’t even try and tell you, but alas, no one cares.

            I’ll just settle for a big lie about how I got an internship while I was in school and began by answering phones and then moved into being on the air. Then, I’d lie even more and say that after a year or so I became a part-time jock on B93.7, and now I’m a full time employee taking crap from everyone even though I’m too tough to take crap from anybody. But it doesn’t matter because this is all a big lie anyway.

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