"Do Not Date" List

This is the "Upstate's Do Not Date List". I can only put up first names and what town they live in(my boss is tired of the lawsuits). Add a name to the list Monday and Thursday nights from 10-11. Michael from Greenville-cheats on you with his ex Barry from Travelers Rest-lies, cheats, and steals(isn't that a country song?) Adam from Greenville-likes to "work late" Frank from Spartanbrug-keep him away from the club Daniel from Ninety-Six-grew up on a goat farm...'nuff said Nick from Clemson U-likes the sorority girls Aaron from Greenville-lies about everything Wayne from Greenville-his mom is always right Dave from Central-watch out for the Icee machine(very gross) Mark from Anderson-cheats with his co-workers Andrew from Asheville-don't go "out back" with him Mike from USC Upstate-too much talking, not enough....cooking? B-Luv from Easley-loves the ladies, but not as much as his rockinghorse Kevin from Spartanburg-your first date will be in his mom's car(nothing wrong with that) Mikey from Greenville-never compliments you Robert from Greer-they don't call him R. Kelly for nothing William from Travlers Rest-he just wants to be "friends" Bobby from Asheville-he's a fireman that can't....I'm not even going there Gregg from Greenville-make sure you know the whole story.... Chris from Central-president of Brad Pitt's fan club(no lie!!) Danny from Clemson-stay away from truckstops Henry from Greenville-he'll forget to tell you he has 2 kids Jeremy from Hendersonville-he thinks his tractor is sexy Rebecca from Spartanburg-watch out for your best friend Landon from Clemson U-he's not the stud from the Real World, but he thinks so Nick from Anderson-momma's boy Colin from England(yeah, the country)-shags every girl he can Mike and Steve from Greenville-2 is never better than 1.... Scott from Easley-likes to "borrow" money Bryan from Maryland-you're not the only one Andy from Taylors-committment is not in his vocabulary Anthony from Greenville-too lazy to get a job and support his child Bobby from Asheville-has a strange obsession with cheese Michelle from Hendersonville-knows why Bobby likes the cheese.... Derek from Pickens-has trust issues Adam from Greer-is very, very close with his ex-girlfriends Eric from Clemson U-too friendly, on and off the field Jason from Greenville-never wants to pay for anything Jeramiah from Columbia-he likes going to family reunions a little too much Pete from Simpsonville-there's a reason why he talks to your mom a lot... Jeremy from Powdersville(he's on here twice!!)-forgets to tell you that he's married!! Micheal from Spartanburg-needs to stay away from "the boys" Cory from Anderson-a cheater,and he lies about EVERYTHING Jeff from Blue Ridge-heartless, brainless, jerk(that's putting it nicely) Andrew from Mauldin-he doesn't like to hold hands, but he does like NSYNC |